Saturday was the Niangua Christmas Parade. We had never actually gone to the Niangua Christmas Parade but the cheer leading coach and her mother at school sent home letters a few weeks ago to see who wanted to be baton twillers in the parade.
I asked Grace if she wanted to do it and she said she did. I called the coach and signed her up putting the wheels in motion. The coach wanted them to all dress the same (or at least as similar as they could): red skirt, white tights, white sweatshirt so while I was out and about I made a few stops to track down a red skirt that would be appropriate for twirling. I was surprisingly difficult.
You would think there would be a plethora of red skirts for little girls around Christmas time. Not so. In fact, I couldn’t find one anywhere. I resorted to Amazon and found one. Just before I hit the confirm button, I asked Grace one more time (stupid I know) if she was sure she wanted to do it. She said no. I asked why. She said because it was just going to be older kids and she was too nervous to do it. Whatever.
I don’t know where she gets this ‘too nervous’ thing. I have NEVER said that. I’ve FELT it at times, sure but I NEVER said it to her about anything. It’s amazing how other people and shows and who knows WHAT help them form their little minds and opinions. I have no idea where she got that from.
I tried to talk her into doing it. She got upset and teared up and said no. No other first graders were doing it so she didn’t want to either. Bryon told her she could be a leader and do it and if she didn’t she would be missing out on a lot of potential fun. She still said no. I told her if she wasn’t going to do it I needed to tell the coach before the week of practice started. Still no. I emailed the coach and told her she was out and why.
The coach emailed back and said four other first graders had in fact signed up to do it and the first grade had the most kids on the team. We worked on her some more. She finally said yes. I hit ‘Place Order’ and told her teacher she was staying after school all last week to practice.
The first night she came home elated. She had a blast and showed us all her new moves.
Practice continued all last week and then the big day arrived. I had finally found another red skirt at Walmart in the little toddlers section that was a five. Grace wears a seven but it looked stretchy and like it might work if we had to use it. I kept the receipt just in case.
Good thing too because Saturday morning all I wanted to do was sleep in. We didn’t have to be at the school until 10:30 so woo hoo! Sleep in it was. Or not. Grace was up at 7:30 and in my room crying and complaining of a stomach ache and then that she was NOT going to wear the skirt I had ordered because it was see through and people would see her bottom. Well, yeah, it was see through. It was more of a tutu but she had white pant/tights she could wear under it instead of just tights and it would have been fine. Nope, it was too poofy she said.
Well this went on forever until I finally just got up, stalked out the car and brought in the other skirt that might or might not fit. Thank God it did. She dried up her tears, I gave her a Tums and we got ready to go.
She was nervous and excited. Bryon missed it because he had to work but you can see her in the video above. Noticetoo the tumbleweed blowing across the street in front of the police car. Pretty funny and pretty typical of small town Niangua. It is pretty much a ghost town. Also you’ll notice the four hourses at the FRONT of the parade. Who puts horses at the FRONT of a parade without poop bags on them? Niangua does. The band followed pretty closely behind and then the twillers. You can imagine what happened. Grace was just happy it wasn’t HER baton that landed in a steaming pile of poo.
By the way, three other girls had the EXACT same little skirt on (number two not the poofy one). Disaster averted.
Grace did a great job and took it very seriously. You can see how high she’s marching. She complained about her butt hurting a few hours later and the next day too. No pain, no gain my friend.
If you would like to see the entire ten minute parade I’m trying to upload it to YouTube. I’ll post it if I get it accomplished.
Just another day in big city.
Life is good.