So, Wednesday I get a call from the school nurse about 10 am saying that Grace is fine but she told her teacher that she had a dolphin up her nose.
Nurse Cheryl took a look and sure enough, there it was. Grace is almost 6 so I figured we were pretty much home free on the whole, let’s stick objects into our orifices thing. Turns out not so much.
I was in Springfield so Bryon went and picked her up and took her to the doctor’s office for a dolphin extraction.
We still aren’t sure we have the entire story but she wore a dolphin bracelet on Friday that broke so I’m pretty sure she stuck it up her nose then sometime.
We asked her if someone told her to do it or if it was her own idea. She claims it was her own idea. We’ve made so much fun of her, I don’t think she’ll do it again. Bryon has been calling her Fish Stick.
I told her that was almost as ridiculous as shooting a flare into the trampoline and burning a big hole in it (her Daddy) and if anyone in this family does something that ridiculous there will be ridicule.
Of course, then I had to explain what ridicule means.
Even the dolphin was laughing.